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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

The first Democratic debate, night 1

Democratic presidential candidate Marianne Williamson sent out a press release ahead of tonight's debate drawing on her credentials as a spiritual adviser who guides viewers on how to turn “debate distress into debate de-stress.”

“We turned a drinking game on its head to give you a more healthy alternative,” the press release says. “We say substitute a yoga move for a shot of booze. Instead of downing a shot, do a downward dog. Instead of throwing back a Harvey Wallbanger, just try legs up the wall pose.”

Williamson’s debate guide also recommends:

  • Meditating when Medicare For All is mentioned
  • Planking when infrastructure is brought up
  • Striking an eagle pose when someone talks about the Green New Deal

“It’ll relax your shoulders and remind you that the green new deal is not only to create jobs and save energy but to save our environment and stop climate change.”

WIlliamson recommends viewers end the debate by holding hands with “a quick Namaste and be happy that you have so many more Democratic Debates to look forward to covering.”

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